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Jan 13, 2006 19:26:34 GMT -5
Post by Admin on Jan 13, 2006 19:26:34 GMT -5
chuck norris jokes are funny
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Jan 13, 2006 19:56:35 GMT -5
Post by patrickwoltman on Jan 13, 2006 19:56:35 GMT -5
OMG YEAH!!!
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Jan 22, 2006 2:08:09 GMT -5
Post by ryudorirth on Jan 22, 2006 2:08:09 GMT -5
When God said, "Let their be light" Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
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Jan 23, 2006 10:40:06 GMT -5
Post by Admin on Jan 23, 2006 10:40:06 GMT -5
cool. if chuck norris and god got in a fight who would win?
trick question chuck norris is god
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Jan 23, 2006 16:20:29 GMT -5
Post by ryudorirth on Jan 23, 2006 16:20:29 GMT -5
Here are some more facts about Chuck Norris:
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. -If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. -Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. -Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Jan 30, 2006 20:35:44 GMT -5
Post by ryudorirth on Jan 30, 2006 20:35:44 GMT -5
Time for some more:
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. -The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE. -As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. -Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Jan 31, 2006 15:40:27 GMT -5
Post by ryudorirth on Jan 31, 2006 15:40:27 GMT -5
Even more, cause sooner or later one will hit the spot:
-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. -Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone. -Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Feb 6, 2006 20:25:17 GMT -5
Post by patrickwoltman on Feb 6, 2006 20:25:17 GMT -5
there are no such things as tornado, Chuck Norris just doesnt like trailer parks.
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Feb 10, 2006 2:29:06 GMT -5
Post by ryudorirth on Feb 10, 2006 2:29:06 GMT -5
The quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris's fist.
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Feb 10, 2006 10:26:40 GMT -5
Post by Admin on Feb 10, 2006 10:26:40 GMT -5
roflcopter
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Feb 14, 2006 4:26:39 GMT -5
Post by ryudorirth on Feb 14, 2006 4:26:39 GMT -5
The facts keep coming:
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. -Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. -Chuck Norris can divide by zero. -Once, Chuck Noris built a time machine, went back before the universe existed. God appeared startling Chuck, with a sudden bang he round housed kicked god. And within that bang of a kick the universe was made.
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Feb 16, 2006 7:16:40 GMT -5
Post by Admin on Feb 16, 2006 7:16:40 GMT -5
chuck norris counted to infinity twice
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Feb 16, 2006 20:59:51 GMT -5
Post by ryudorirth on Feb 16, 2006 20:59:51 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
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Feb 28, 2006 16:01:39 GMT -5
Post by ryudorirth on Feb 28, 2006 16:01:39 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane by pointing his finger and yelling “bang”
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Mar 25, 2006 22:52:40 GMT -5
Post by ryudorirth on Mar 25, 2006 22:52:40 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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